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The Sweaty Sock
The Sweaty Sock is the most feared pirate ship on the briny.
She's home to Sealegs Ethel and the scurviest pirate crew you ever did see.
The Sock (for short) has 3 masts with black sails and she flies the Jolly Roger pirate flag.
She has a crew of 120 and carries 20 cannon, 10 on each side. She is built for speed, quick to attack and equally quick to run away.
The Sock, of course, really, really smells (except when Ethel has tortured the crew with soap). Which is why they find it hard to find other ships to plunder. Everybody else can smell them from 20 leagues and so, steer a wide berth. The Sock can only sneak up on other ships when the crew have had their twice yearly bath!
The Sock has mountains of booty in her hold.
Hidden away in various corners and dark places, you may stumble across rats as big as cats, forgotten crew members and half-eaten sandwiches...