Sealegs Ethel
Sealegs Ethel is the Captain of The Sweaty Sock.
She passed Pirate School with flying colours. She is a dab hand with cutlasses, pistols and small cannon. She climbs the rigging fearlessly and likes drinking tea in the Crow's Nest in Force 10 gales.
However, she has a liking for SOAP and cleanliness, which her crew (scurvy dogs that they be) find very worrying. Ethel likes to smell nice - which is very unpiratical.
Ethel's favourite things are: Pieces of Eight, Spanish Doubloons, making smelly crew members walk the plank and Jaffa Cakes...
Her ambition is to plunder a huge hoard of Spanish Doubloons and then retire to a nice little tea shop in Northumberland.