Pirates From The Drive
Well done salty ship mates you worked really well and some of you even got triple stars for working well and listening so well done me hearties "Yer no longer landlubbers but part of the crew of the Sweaty Sock Har! Har! there."
"Don't ye be goin near any of that soap now!"
Sealegs Ethel

Sealegs Ethel is the Captain of The Sweaty Sock.
She passed Pirate School with flying colours. She is a dab hand with cutlasses, pistols and small cannon. She climbs the rigging fearlessly and likes drinking tea in the Crow's Nest in Force 10 gales.
However, she has a liking for SOAP and cleanliness, which her crew (scurvy dogs that they be) find very worrying. Ethel likes to smell nice - which is very unpiratical.
Ethel's favourite things are: Pieces of Eight, Spanish Doubloons, making smelly crew members walk the plank and Jaffa Cakes...
Her ambition is to plunder a huge hoard of Spanish Doubloons and then retire to a nice little tea shop in Northumberland.