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Using Comments below tell us all about the pirate character you'd like to join the crew of the Sweaty Sock.

Here are some Hints which will help you write the perfect application! Two or three paragraphs should do it.

Pirate Name?
Think of a good salty sea name...

Description
Tall, short, large, little?
Any distinguishing features - wooden leg, eye patch, hook?

Favourite subject at Pirate School?
For example: Advanced Arrr-ing, Mutinous Muttering, Avoiding Soap..

Why did you become a Pirate?
You liked the costumes, you wanted to avoid homework...


Favourite Pirate saying?

For example "Avast there ye bilge rat", "Ahoy me hearties"

Most scared of...
Rats, Giant Pirate-Eating Squid, toothpaste...

Posted by admins on January 14, 2007 9:46 PM

Your Comments

I be blackbeard i were a black hat and i have a eye patch.And i have a big beard that is black.

Posted by: blackbeard and sea galion on January 16, 2007 10:51 AM

Our pirates are captins of the sweaty sock. they both have a verry bad temper and can't STAND lazynes
on there ship. If you would dare take a brake you would be walkin the plalk before you know it ! they never take a bath but keep the ship spotless. they
are the pirates waiting for a fight!

Posted by: Captin Anne Bonny and Captin Jane Seymor on January 16, 2007 10:51 AM

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR dead man be actually a girl with blonde hair and red streaks.She has a green pirate hat a pach to cover no eye.A wooden leg and a pair of blue pached up trousers

ARRRRRRRRRR Blood Hair be stripy all over with red Bloood hair,Red eyes so EVIL you cannot look into them.

Posted by: dead man and blood hair on January 16, 2007 10:52 AM

aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr my pirate is chubby and always wheres rags and has a big scar on her face and a patch on her eye . shoobna loves rum and bicuits and she hates spiders .
aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr my pirate is big and she always wheres torn clothes it is very scary because she has sharp teeth.

Posted by: shoobna and beard blood on January 16, 2007 10:52 AM

Arrrrrrrr Anne has brown hair and blue eyes.she Has a verry bad atatudie and likes to boss people around. She scrubs the decks. Arrrrrrrr Black blood has black hair and eyes.His job is to put gunpowder in the guns.

Posted by: Anne Black and Black blood on January 16, 2007 10:53 AM

big blue hair i scard of big monsters. I am balld
and have two skars on my face.

Posted by: slateysea captenblackb on January 16, 2007 10:53 AM

Peg Leg Pete and Splinter Peg Leg are bothe scarred on thier faces. They also both went to Private Pirate Primary school.They both have wooden legs. Peg Leg Pete is most scared of Great White Sharks (This is how he lost his leg.). Splinter Peg Leg is most afraid of squids (As once he got throw in the water and got attacked by 16 male squids. Peg leg Pete's favourite subject at Private Pirate Primary school is advanced aaaring. Splinter Peg leg is fighting with cutlasis. Peg Leg Pete is 42 in April and Splinter Peg Leg is 39 in August. They both be the most fierce of th Sweaty Sock Crew ...

Posted by: Peg Leg Pete and Splinter Peg Leg on January 16, 2007 10:54 AM

i be scary and blood-thirsty. I be have no feet. I be have a wooden legs and have a parrot called Polly. I have dangerous eight guns. I be a police pirate.
I be a fearsome pirate who would if i would be hungry i would eat the captains parrot.I would be hungry for world.I be have a scar on cheek and a eye patch for i lost my eye.


Posted by: WaterFBI leaf and Rushy Hook on January 16, 2007 10:54 AM

My pirate is a girl, she has blonde hair and blue
eyes and she has a hook.

My pirate has purple hair, green skin,3 legs and
spikey teeth. He hates rainy and cold days.He
doesn't get sea sick.

Posted by: anne bonny Tercoiss Tim on January 16, 2007 10:55 AM

We have lots of red blood scars from all our fierce battles on our faces and arms. We carry our silver, shiny, sharp, swords in our big brown belt incase we see an enemy and we are ready to battle. we have iots of weppens.we are from carrben. we are scarred of rats and shak.

Posted by: Jack Sparrow and Jack Sparrow on January 16, 2007 10:56 AM

Ahoy mateys i be sea galion ruler of the seven seas me favorite subject in pirate school is combat I WORK ALONE thats what i say.

Posted by: Anonymous on January 16, 2007 10:56 AM

WE HAVE LOTS OF SKARS ON OUR FACES.WE LOVE FIGHTING OTHER PIRATES.WE ARE SCARD OF BIG WALES
.AND WE LOVE FISH AND RUM.WE LOVE SAILIN THE
SEVEN SEAS.

Posted by: Black skull and One eyed willy on January 16, 2007 10:57 AM

His name is Minchy i got peg leg of a cannon explosion.
I be skeletenbomm i am afraid rat's,trantular's and giant squids.

Posted by: Minchy and skeletenbomm on January 16, 2007 10:58 AM

We like to fight but we are scared of giant whales. We have lots of scars from fights. We eat fish and drink rum.We sail all day.

Posted by: Jolly Roger and Woodleg Will on January 16, 2007 10:59 AM

Captain blood spear has 2 scars on his head,a annoying parrot on his shoulder.
He has a Sword and a silly moustash.
His favourite phrase is "shiver me timbers".
He also has only 1 leg because his leg got chopped off.Hes got a wooden leg.

Captain hook seaweed hes a parrot on his shoulder
called polly.He has a scar on his face,with very thin legs.
His hair is green and it's seawead.
He carries 3 seawead guns wherever he goes.
His favourite phrase is "ARRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHH".

by Elliot
and
Jessica

Posted by: Captain blood spear and captain hook seawead on January 16, 2007 10:59 AM

Are pirate has a wooden leg and a hook for a hand.
They have a patch over there eyes and scars on
there face.They are scard of the kraken in the sea.They have swords and guns.The pirates have a black hats with a skull on it or a bandana.

Posted by: Burning clash iron slash on January 16, 2007 11:00 AM

Will is a prirate and he is a very brave pirate. He sails in a big ship across the rough stormy sea and he has a big adventure in the jungle.
Patch is very fierce pirate. He is the training to be captain of the Sweaty Sock Crew. Patch is a good pirate at his exploring in the jungle .

Posted by: Will and Patch on January 16, 2007 11:00 AM

Arrrrrr I be Jack. I be a pirate on the ship The Black Pearl. I like turning the tiller and eating my dinner.

Posted by: c. jack on January 16, 2007 11:01 AM

My name is Scuttle.i havbrown hair blue eyes.and I have one wooden leg.my name is eye patched bill i am a parrot i am a pet to blackbones iam cheeky and i work for the swety sock.ihave eye patch.ilike tresure.iam look out.but iget sea sick and i am afraid of hights.

Posted by: Scuttle eye patched bill on January 16, 2007 11:02 AM

arrrrrrrrrrrr campo supports newcasle
He has got a missing tooth and he has a spyglass. arrrrrrrrrr ship mits wots up chipow
come heyer gow to the newcasel unayted
grownd.

Posted by: chipow and campo on January 16, 2007 11:03 AM

Me Captin Gold I be a quiet soul i like star gazin
i cabin girl.I like to eat alot and I be chekey to
the captin at times...Me favroit fish be TUNA it hard to cach!I one of the suvivors i be Tall.

Posted by: Captin Gold on January 16, 2007 11:04 AM

Salty smee has a scar on her face and has a scary pirate hat. Her favourite subject at pirate school is advance arrring.She is scared of squids.
Salty sea has a scar on her face and black and
yellow teeth.She had a favrit subject in school
wich was salin the seven seas.She is scard of
snaks and wolves.

Posted by: salty sea and salty smee on January 16, 2007 11:04 AM


AARRRRRRRRRRHH OLD IRON SPIERS AND BLACK BEARD WERE SALING ON THE SEVEN SEAS ON THE
BLACK BERD CREW AND SPIERS WAS THE CAPTIN WITH BLACK BEARD THEY WERE 44 YEARS OLD THEY WERE THE BEST PIRETS IN THE WORLD

Posted by: OLD IRON SPIERERS BLACK BEARD on January 16, 2007 11:06 AM

arrrrrrrrrrr my name is woodenleg i came from the
sweet sock to join the sweaty sock i like
fighting .
Arrrrr my name is old one eye I use to raid with my
crew but those days are over now I never went to
pirate school but I met a pirate who told me the
rules

Posted by: oldoneeyeandwoodenleg on January 16, 2007 11:08 AM

His name is Minchy i got peg leg of a cannon explosion.
I be skeletenbomm i am afraid rat's,trantular's and giant squids.

Posted by: Minchy and skeletenbomm on January 16, 2007 12:03 PM

my Names jack sparrow I have a best pirate friend called Annie we.Are both afrid of dragons.

Posted by: Annie and Jack Sparrow on January 16, 2007 12:03 PM

IM SCARED OF SOAP

Posted by: SKULLER skullbuck on January 16, 2007 2:19 PM

sweaty is tall and sweaty. He waers scraggy clothes.
He has an eyepatch and big hat.
Smelly John is very tall and he has only got one eye. He wears torn clothes.

Posted by: sweaty smellyjohn on January 16, 2007 2:23 PM

my piret has black nails and skwer head.

My piret is scary with a spikey beared.

Posted by: blacknails blackbeared on January 16, 2007 2:25 PM

SCARED OF SOAP
I am good at fighting

Posted by: CAPTAIN ARRY on January 16, 2007 2:25 PM

My charcter has a wooden leg a hook and a eye patch he has a northen irish accsent as well

my charcter has a scare on his right eye and scrufy clothes and have a spanish accsent.

Posted by: Sweaty Billy Bob Sweaty max on January 16, 2007 2:25 PM

Beads in hair
Afraid of nothing,Always speaks piarat languige
craZZY,parit with a sword.

Posted by: captin sparow on January 16, 2007 2:26 PM

scery fat sced of jak sparo
silly big fat hough anomis giomis
i be good at fishig

Posted by: smelly-legs deid jons on January 16, 2007 2:26 PM

I be good at cursing and fighting arrrcggggg
One handed jack i be good at fighting even though i have only one hand.

Posted by: short red beard and one handed jack on January 16, 2007 2:27 PM

black eye girl

do not like rocky rivers but I do like calm rivers
blackmail gale
i be blackmail gale i do not like baths and soaps i do like blackmailin people ARRRRRRRRR

Posted by: black eye girl,blackmail gale on January 16, 2007 2:27 PM

ugly and scery and really pongy
rich with old torn clothes slimey horrible ship

Posted by: jenn lor on January 16, 2007 2:28 PM

I'M SCARED OF SOAP,LIKE RUM AND CARRY A BAG OF GOLD

Posted by: SKULLER SKULLBUCK on January 16, 2007 2:28 PM

sillysage snarlyfox or scad of the blackpeal

Posted by: sillysausage snarlyfoxss on January 16, 2007 2:30 PM

we are evil!

Posted by: Anonymous on January 16, 2007 2:35 PM

likES TO FIGHT
SIPORTS NEWCASTEL
FAVRET SPOORT FOOTY
FAVRET MEAL SPGETY AND CURRY

Posted by: joe on January 16, 2007 2:35 PM

scared of black dot.verry evil,black eyed bessie.
bossy,scared of the cragen.ye-cart.

Posted by: Anonymous on January 16, 2007 2:47 PM

I be the scariest smelliest pirate on this awful, fowl,creepy damp rat riddled ship.

Posted by: cadin jack sarll on January 16, 2007 3:00 PM

scarey
evel
feaese
nastey
ugaly
one leged
They like parits

Posted by: jack sparin jack sparin on January 16, 2007 3:07 PM

sckerd of soupe a huy mee maties

sckerd of soupe i like saing arrrrrrrr

Posted by: Anonymous on January 16, 2007 3:11 PM

capitan jayne sed ov sope jack smith shapoo both lick orangsh juike

Posted by: Jack smith capitan jayne on January 16, 2007 3:15 PM

likes soap orange juce

Posted by: captanjayne on January 16, 2007 8:46 PM

IM THE CAPATIN OF THIS SHIP,IF YOU COME A BOARD UNWANTED I WILL MAKE YOU SHARK FOOD THE PLANK IS WERE YA BE WALKIN,I'M THE SCARY EVIL 1 EYED CAPATIN CHAZ OF THE BLACK PEARL SO STAY AWAY?????

Posted by: CHARLIE on July 26, 2007 4:33 PM

AAARRR ME CAPTIN EAVL BLOOD.I HAVE A TATTOO OF THE JOLLY ROGER,ALSO I HAVE PISTOLS AND SWORDS.I HAVE A HOOK ON MY RIGHT SIDE IN INSTAD OF A HAND AND A PEG LEG ON MY LEFT.ME AND MY BUCCANEERS HAVE A MASSIVE SHIP. IT'S CALLED THE DEAD MANS HART.MY FOUVERT SAYING IS "AHOY ME HEARTIES".I'M NOT SCEARD OF ENYTHIN.

Posted by: Rosie on September 16, 2008 12:13 PM

arrrrrg me matteys me pirate is called peg leg fred and he loves to plunder he has a cutlass and he has loads of gems he loves them he has a black long curly beard thats sometimes keeps him warm he loves rum a shark bit of his hand and leg so he has a peg leg and a hook he lost his eye so he has a eye patch and he is not scared of anything not even 120 sharks.

Posted by: molly on September 16, 2008 12:13 PM

AAAAAAAArrrrrrrr I'll be captain Blood I am so tall I will get your booty aaaaaaaarrrrrrrr. I have a eye patch that is gold.Me hook is so big that I can kill the pirates with just one hit.I do not like soap,soap is so discusting that I have not had a bath in over 10 years.Me favrite clothes aaaaaaarrrrrrr clothes with holes.Me favrite saying is aaaaarrrrr and I am not afraid of anything aaaaaarrrrrr.

Posted by: zacharia on September 16, 2008 12:14 PM

Beware mee hearty... a big monstrous girl aboards this pirating vessel. I am missing teeth with a wart on my nose and a peg leg. Brushing my teeth is most frightening. And if you dare take a stare in to my eyes, tis be the last stare you take!!!! ARRRR!!!! So join my crew if you dare, but beware for my monstrous big slimy dog!!!! Her name is peg for peg leg.

Posted by: kori on September 17, 2008 2:01 AM

I be captian Samma Beard of me group im fircec mean scarey or them all .I whear a black patch on me left eye.Me coat carries the rum in me right pocket, on me sholder me monkey sits named jimmy.Me left leg has gone and a brom replaces it!If you dere come on me ship look me in the eye your'll be walking the plank befor you die.

Posted by: Chloe and Ellis on September 17, 2008 12:08 PM

He holds a bottle of rum in his pocket where ever he goes. He wears the rustiest wooden peg leg ever seen on his left leg. He also wears the tattiest eye patch on his right eye. He has a large rusty musket in the back of his pocket along with his bloodstained cutlass

Posted by: captain georgina on September 17, 2008 12:09 PM

My pirates name is patch the pirate.He is short .

Posted by: Millie and abdulla on September 18, 2008 12:10 PM

My pirate name is pegleg she is very very tall. She has got a wooden leg and she has an eye patch on her eye. Also she has a hook on her hand. she goes to a pirate school her pirate school is called the Jollyroger school. My pirate became a pirate because she loved to sale a ship and she loved fighting people too. My pirate favirent word is Avast there ye bilge rat.

Posted by: Kacey and katie on September 18, 2008 12:11 PM

im captain dude im tall and quick with a sword im an outstanding crossbowman i wear an eye patch and im full of scars im a captain of a ship so mess with me say hi to sharks mayteys

Posted by: mr dude on October 22, 2008 10:57 AM

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